23rd February 2012

so i’m graduating school tomorrow with a specialist diploma.

Hey kacie you have a minute to possibly help me with a document?
Kacie Collins
 
why certainly
Blade Longwei
 
I need to create a document as the head of IT with a solution to a problem for a bank.
The assignment is as follows:

You tell your boss you have fixed the technical problem. She asks that you, as Department Head of IT, communicate to the tellers how IT has fixed the problem and what the tellers need to do. This information will be posted in the break room and also be circulated to the tellers immediately. Craft the body of that document.

Develop a response that includes examples and evidence to support your ideas, and which clearly communicates the required message to your audience. Organize your response in a clear and logical manner as appropriate for the genre of writing. Use well-structured sentences, audience-appropriate language, and correct conventions of standard American English.
Kacie Collins
 
is this for a job?
Blade Longwei
 
No. Its for an Vol State Assignment. I’m having issues tackling this project.
Kacie Collins
 
when is it due?
Blade Longwei
 
At 11:00p.m. today.
Kacie Collins
 
oh.
well fuck
it has to be real. gotta be something you know well. like backup failure!
Blade Longwei
 
Yea. But the issue was the tellers didn’t do the intruction in the proper order to operate the system correctly
It has to be “techy” but understandable.
Kacie Collins
 
no “fuck”s or “damn”s.
okay
someone forgot to check the battery backups and you lost some data?
or.. someone was watching porn and gave the network a virus?
what system are they operating??
Blade Longwei
 
Wow, Kace
Its an automated system to make deposit and increase closing time for the tellers.
It merges the transaction throughout the day to the customer’s accounts
Kacie Collins
 
well i don’t know jack fuck about that
you had all the accounts synced up through your smartphone and dropped it in the toilet and lost everything?
i’m really trying here

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1st February 2012

You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you, but he loves you. And you feel like you’ve done something terr-ible, like robbed a liquor store, or swallowed pills, or shoveled yourself a grave in the dirt, and you’re tired. You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for.
— “You Are Jeff,” Richard Siken

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1st February 2012

Have you ever tried to outrun yourself? Lose yourself in a crowd, hide from yourself in the stall of a bathroom. Take on a new attitude to fool yourself into thinking that you’re someone else, me too. Same thing every time. At the end, it’s always you holding onto yourself. Out of breath, self humiliated, hot footed, red handed and hopelessly human.
— Henry Rollins, Black Coffee Blues - Monster

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1st February 2012

ombuddha:

We cannot hope to attain our goal of universal and complete happiness by systematically making ourselves more and more miserable. This is contrary to the way things actually work. It is only by cultivating small experiences of calm and satisfaction now that we will be able to achieve our ultimate goal of peace and tranquility in the future.
Lama Thubten Yeshe.
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ombuddha:

We cannot hope to attain our goal of universal and complete happiness by systematically making ourselves more and more miserable. This is contrary to the way things actually work. It is only by cultivating small experiences of calm and satisfaction now that we will be able to achieve our ultimate goal of peace and tranquility in the future.


Lama Thubten Yeshe.


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1st February 2012

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24th October 2011

assquatch:

This is the purge, and thus the reinvention. Just of a fucking blog, but it should be recorded or something.

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24th October 2011

jettavegas:

Issue #008 - Un-break my heart, is back in the shop as well! (:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRadicalUprise

jettavegas:

Issue #008 - Un-break my heart, is back in the shop as well! (:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/TheRadicalUprise

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24th October 2011

Is there a difference between happiness and inner peace? Yes. Happiness depends on conditions being perceived as positive; inner peace does not.
— Eckhart Tolle (via hideyourdisguise)

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24th October 2011

ombuddha:

An act of meditation is actually an act of faith - of faith in your spirit, in your own potential. Faith is the basis of meditation. Not of faith in something outside you - a metaphysical buddha, an unattainable ideal, or someone else’s words. The faith is in yourself, in your own “buddha-nature.” You too can be a buddha, an awakened being that lives and responds in a wise, creative, and compassionate way.
Martine Batchelor.
Photo by Ville Munter.

ombuddha:

An act of meditation is actually an act of faith - of faith in your spirit, in your own potential. Faith is the basis of meditation. Not of faith in something outside you - a metaphysical buddha, an unattainable ideal, or someone else’s words. The faith is in yourself, in your own “buddha-nature.” You too can be a buddha, an awakened being that lives and responds in a wise, creative, and compassionate way.

Martine Batchelor.

Photo by Ville Munter.

Source: ombuddha